June 2011
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“It was one of those laughable misunderstandings, and I use the word...”
– Stephen Fry, QI 4.04
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May 2011
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“So in the Christian faith God created Adam, in his own image. So that was good....”
– Eddie Izzard, Circle
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“There is no such thing as bad language: it’s just our morals that are...”
– Billy Connolly Live, 1994
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“Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole...”
– Bill Bailey, Part Troll 2004
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“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not...”
– Dudley Moore
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Good evening my little darlings...
Just a quick note to say that uploads are likely to be erratic and infrequent until next week (degree deadline #breakdown) so please bear with me. Thanks! N x
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“One always overcompensates for disabilities. I’m thinking of having my...”
– Douglas Adams
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Advertising String, Monty Python
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“I appreciate your applause, but I don’t do it for applause. I do it for...”
– Eddie Izzard
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“On pears: They’re ripe for half an hour, and you’re never there....”
– Eddie Izzard, on pears.
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“It’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it’s pronounced Throat Wobbler...”
– Raymond Luxury Yacht, Monty Python Flying Circus
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“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If...”
– Stewart Lee, How I Escaped My Certain Fate
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Love Song - Bill Bailey
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“What a silly bunt”
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“A lot of people say there’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I...”
– Bill Bailey
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“The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the...”
– Monty Python’s Flying Circus
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“My name is Mrs. Smith, I’ve made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit...”
– Come in with your shiny apples!
Eddie Izzard, Definite Article
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“It’s back in the news now, the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain. People...”
– Stewart Lee
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“Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so...”
– Bill Bailey
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“I actually love Catholicism, it’s my favourite form of clandestine global...”
– Stewart Lee, 90s Comedian
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Decomposing Composers
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“I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as...”
– Peter Cook, 1976
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“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams
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“[on her lack of exercise] I went along to the GP and said, ‘I’m really...”
– Jo Brand
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Stewart Lee, 41st Greatest Stand Up